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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Stripper for President!



Blondie Cindy Lee (a professional stripper) has considerable political ambitions.
Another candidate for french presidency may be the one with the following political and diplomatic skills. The breast - 95 centimetres, hips - 88, waist - as little as 61 cm. Weight - 47 kg.
She became a Pleasure Party leader in 2001. An election leaflet is very weird too: "Order an indoors strip session by Africa-hot Blondie, and you will understand for whom you should vote in the presidential election at the end of April" - promises an advertising agencies "Demons paradise". "The pleasure of each is a pleasure for all" - that is a slogan of a political party led by Frenchwoman. Every Frenchman has a right for a pleasure, regardless of age, sex and sexual orientation, colour or political affiliation.
Presidential candidate's services include striptease, dance and discussion of the main provisions of the election manifesto at the customer's house, cost as little as 220 euros (in Paris). Travel expenses are on the party.
Lee's election motto reads as follows : "Sex for everyone, and let no one leave unserviced".
Adults needs sexual education (if they are to better understand their children) and children (to avoid becoming adults with sexual complexes). Lessons of seduction should be introduced in primary and secondary schools with practical tips useful for those who have to face the lonely future.
The prisons should hold special rooms for private meetings, and visits should be a much more frequent and prolonged.
Public houses should be legalized, and the pimps banned from existence. With the same fervour everyone should combat religious fanaticism, Homophobia and barbaric tradition in the sexual sphere, such as the removal of the clitoris, practiced in the Arab world.